san francisco and whats new!

whats new with me is work and travel and TV! for halloween i have been hoping to be paris hilton and got my costume ready and went to a hollywood party in it. people thought i was a go go dancer and no one was really dressed up. they just dressed in sunday dress for the most part not all hollywood like. i took the party attire differently i guess. so the costume bombed so i had to another one. LADY GAGA! right?! toom me over a week to make it and spent way too much on it. went to my work party in it and won best costume. i had to make it great since all the other years i had dressed up were so lame. i outdid myself. have a john waters party to go this weekend so have to get another costume ready but lady gaga will be worn more next week!

my trip to San Francisco was amazing! me and guid went. i drove the way to reno. when we stopped in wendover i got pulled over for speeding. 8 over. got a ticket. and we moved on to reno to stay at circus circus. side note, i sent in my payment for the ticket and forgot to put in the check. oops! i still need to fix that! dorve up so much mountain up to tahoe. didnt see the lake from the road, sad. but most of tahoe drive was road construction. awful, went down to one lane, scary. my car survived yet another road trip. cant wait for the next one!
thursday night we went to see kylie minogue in concert in oakland, right over the bay. so frakking amazing! best concert live. we had general admission so we had to stand and we thought we wouldnt get that close but we did! yeah! got a t-shirt and a program! amazing! friday we went to japan center and shopped. i got my crepe again. amazing. guido really didnt buy anything. i got a gay vampire japan anime magma called 'pathos' so great! could have been more graphic if you know what i mean! wne to golden gate park and parked underground. walked to the surface was awesome to park under a park. but we really didnt do much there but see homeless people sleeping.
drove around town so much with loads to traffic to get to over the bridge. one road i couldnt believe. off of lombard is divisatero. going going and up this major hill and my car couldn't make it. tear. my baby couldn't make it. side note, when i got home one of my frogs died, hepatitis, sad. cancer is still living and clap clap the snail is okay. so everytime we got near div. street we drove out of out way so my car could make it up the road. we went to boudin sourdough company for a bread bowl and salad for lunch. not bad, had the sourdough before and didnt like it but with soup was tatsy!
alcatraz was amazing. i love boats rides. the breeze. the water. island had more on it than i thought. the jail was awesome. the grounds went on forever. we could have been there much longer but we wanted to do more stuff. we got our headphones for out tourguide and guido was just whatevering until i asked if he liked it. he thought i was creepy. i was like what are you talking about. they are giving us a bunch of facts. he was like no, so i listened to his and all you could hear was jail noises and people screaming, the background nosie of the tour! he thought that was all we were suppose to listen to to give a mood music. stupid guido! muah! he got him new ears and went on our merry way!
haight street was a road for drag queens. not much else. found some cute shops but for the most part it was for trannies! we ate at squat and gobble, which is crepes! not bad. guido loved his apple pie crepe! went to castro for me! love being gay around a gay place! love the stores and the people! we ate at this sausage italian restaurant and got chicken florentine! so good1 never had it before would get it again! we went dancing and took the bus home! it was a good day. got lots of adult gifts for myself! we saw a nail salon on castro street called 'hand job' as good as a hair salon 'curl up and dye'! we then started to notice something. cops were everywhere pulling people over. in the 4 days we drove we saw a total of 18 cops pulling people over. we were astonished to see so much.
lombard street walking up to it for the waving road was a killer. guido even was sweating. ugh. but the walk down was cool! later on we drove it and was very narrow around the curves! nice neighborhood! we kept going to mel's diner for classic american food! guido found this pastry shop and bought some dessert at. i had a couple bites didnt care much for it. guido loved it. guess i like white trashy dessert! he loves gourmet! we went to taco bell and saw this crazy guy falling asleep on himself. he had all this numbers on envelopes everywhere and a check book and bills, bills, bills. while he was sleeping i took a looka dn his bills were very small and most almost paid off and current. which was weird cause he looked so drunk and homelessy! while in san fran we witnessed love fest. think pride for everyone stoned and free spirited! it was funny seeing everyone dressed in like it was the 70's! i then found out we just missed folsom street fair. sad. i totally want to go! overall our trip was a blast! but i find that we dont see a lot everytime we go. next time we need to visit a shit load of stuff! 4.25 out of 5 stars for trip! kylie was a 5 out of 5 stars!